Any individual actually must examine on Robin Givens and ensure she’s not someplace throwing up all of her insides after listening to the information that Mike Tyson thought she was having relations with the blubbery, bulbous orange mass of lies, racism, misogyny and butthole-lips that’s ex-President Donald Trump.
Hell, possibly she already knew the unhinged and paranoid ex she was married to for simply over a yr was wilding with ideas of her sharing a mattress with Jabba the White Supremacist, however even the considered it has to nonetheless at the least tickle her gag reflex. We’re not speaking about Michael Jordan right here, in spite of everything—we’re speaking in regards to the gross man who used to get pure Cheeto booty crust flavoring everywhere in the Oval Workplace furnishings.
Anyway, in case you’re questioning what I’m even speaking about, authors Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns of The New York Instances wrote a ebook titled, This Will Not Move: Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America’s Future. Within the ebook, the writers inform a narrative about Trump eating at his New Jersey golf resort with Gov. Phil Murphy and his first wife, Tammy.
Right here’s an excerpt reported by Uncooked Story:
“In New Jersey, the president was fortunately ensconced in his circle of yes-men, regaling the state’s first couple with tales about Mike Tyson (the boxer, Trump mentioned, had been satisfied at one level that Trump was having an affair with Robin Givens, Tyson’s wife on the time) and Tom Brady (the soccer star, Trump mentioned, had not been the identical after marrying Gisele Bündchen, who insisted on cooking him a painstakingly health-conscious weight loss program).”
Nicely, we will all think about how the “health-conscious weight loss program” factor labored out, however, I don’t know, possibly Trump was much less of a human-sized dried-up apricot with a bizarre fungus for a mouth again then—however nonetheless…ew.
