In in the present day’s episode of Maaaaaan, If Someone Don’t Come Get This Wealthy White Boy, Chet Hanks, son of legendary actor Tom Hanks, has simply thrown his father all the way in which below the paternal bus in a YouTube video wherein he claimed he “didn’t have a powerful male position mannequin” rising up.
However Chet isn’t appropriating the actual woes of precise individuals who grew up with no father as a result of his dad didn’t educate I’m the birds and the bees or find out how to experience a motorbike—he’s apparently crying as a result of his father didn’t inform him that he was the most effective and that everybody else is simply salty about it.
“I didn’t have a powerful male position mannequin to inform me…‘Bro, f**okay these folks. They’re simply jealous of you,’” Chet mentioned in reference to the disrespect he endured from his friends who he mentioned perceived him as “smug, entitled and spoiled”—a notion this video is not serving to to dismantle.
“‘You’ve gotten all these items that they need, so they’re making an attempt to f**king throw their shade at you so you possibly can really feel s**tty about your self as a result of they’re jealous.’ I wanted to listen to that,” he continued. “I didn’t have anybody to inform me that. That is me now telling the youthful model of myself what I wanted to listen to then.”
Awwww, what a white boy bummer, Chet.
Critically, that is essentially the most dude-bro model of opening up and being weak that I’ve ever seen. This man actually sat in entrance of a digital camera for rattling close to quarter-hour simply to basically say, “I had it dangerous as a result of I’m wealthy and superior and there are individuals who solely suppose I’m wealthy.”
Like, OK, bruh, we get it, you didn’t have sufficient associates rising up. I imply, actually we already knew that as a result of true associates would have talked you out of doing this bizarre colonizer sh**:
Anyway, Chet went on to say decry how folks “make up their minds” about him earlier than attending to know him.
“It was extraordinarily laborious to interrupt down their partitions,” he shared. “So, I encountered numerous disdain, numerous animosity and negativity as a result of all people was simply ready to hate my guts.”
Then, as a result of this man’s caucasity is boundless, he mainly admitted that every little thing he was simply whining about was sh** he by no means really skilled firsthand.
“Individuals kinda did f**okay with me rather a lot rising up. It was by no means to my face,” he mentioned. “It was at all times behind my again within the types of gossip and s**t-talking.”
Bruh, is…is that this man simply speaking concerning the regular-degular life?
“There’s numerous benefits, however typically it may be fairly bizarre,” he continued. “I acquired to do numerous cool s**t that lots of people don’t get the chance to do. I acquired to journey the world, keep in good motels, fly on personal planes, and I’m very blessed for that. I wouldn’t change my scenario.”
When your “woe is me” video appears like the sport present winner’s grand prize, however in your whole life, in some unspecified time in the future, you gotta know the video you’re filming won’t come off because the empathy-inducing confession you suppose it’s.
Some issues are simply higher labored out in remedy, bruh.
