In at this time’s episode of Maaaaaan, If Someone Don’t Come Get This Wealthy White Boy, Chet Hanks, son of legendary actor Tom Hanks, has simply thrown his father all the way in which underneath the paternal bus in a YouTube video during which he claimed he “didn’t have a robust male function mannequin” rising up.
However Chet isn’t appropriating the actual woes of precise individuals who grew up with out a father as a result of his dad didn’t train I’m the birds and the bees or trip a motorcycle—he’s apparently crying as a result of his father didn’t inform him that he was the most effective and that everybody else is simply salty about it.
“I didn’t have a robust male function mannequin to inform me…‘Bro, f**ok these individuals. They’re simply jealous of you,’” Chet mentioned in reference to the disrespect he endured from his friends who he mentioned perceived him as “boastful, entitled and spoiled”—a notion this video is not serving to to dismantle.
“‘You’ve all these items that they need, so they’re making an attempt to f**king throw their shade at you so you possibly can really feel s**tty about your self as a result of they’re jealous.’ I wanted to listen to that,” he continued. “I didn’t have anybody to inform me that. That is me now telling the youthful model of myself what I wanted to listen to then.”
Awwww, what a white boy bummer, Chet.
Significantly, that is essentially the most dude-bro model of opening up and being susceptible that I’ve ever seen. This man actually sat in entrance of a digital camera for rattling close to quarter-hour simply to primarily say, “I had it dangerous as a result of I’m wealthy and superior and there are individuals who solely suppose I’m wealthy.”
Like, OK, bruh, we get it, you didn’t have sufficient mates rising up. I imply, actually we already knew that as a result of true mates would have talked you out of doing this bizarre colonizer sh**:
Anyway, Chet went on to say decry how individuals “make up their minds” about him earlier than attending to know him.
“It was extraordinarily onerous to interrupt down their partitions,” he shared. “So, I encountered quite a lot of disdain, quite a lot of animosity and negativity as a result of everyone was simply ready to hate my guts.”
Then, as a result of this man’s caucasity is boundless, he mainly admitted that every thing he was simply whining about was sh** he by no means really skilled firsthand.
“Individuals kinda did f**ok with me quite a bit rising up. It was by no means to my face,” he mentioned. “It was at all times behind my again within the types of gossip and s**t-talking.”
Bruh, is…is that this man simply speaking concerning the regular-degular life?
“There’s quite a lot of benefits, however generally it may be fairly bizarre,” he continued. “I obtained to do quite a lot of cool s**t that lots of people don’t get the chance to do. I obtained to journey the world, keep in good resorts, fly on personal planes, and I’m very blessed for that. I wouldn’t change my state of affairs.”
When your “woe is me” video appears like the sport present winner’s grand prize, however in your whole life, sooner or later, you gotta know the video you’re filming is not going to come off because the empathy-inducing confession you suppose it’s.
Some issues are simply higher labored out in remedy, bruh.
