In in the present day’s episode of Maaaaaan, If Any individual Don’t Come Get This Wealthy White Boy, Chet Hanks, son of legendary actor Tom Hanks, has simply thrown his father all the best way underneath the paternal bus in a YouTube video during which he claimed he “didn’t have a robust male function mannequin” rising up.
However Chet isn’t appropriating the actual woes of precise individuals who grew up and not using a father as a result of his dad didn’t train I’m the birds and the bees or how one can trip a motorcycle—he’s apparently crying as a result of his father didn’t inform him that he was the most effective and that everybody else is simply salty about it.
“I didn’t have a robust male function mannequin to inform me…‘Bro, f**okay these individuals. They’re simply jealous of you,’” Chet mentioned in reference to the disrespect he endured from his friends who he mentioned perceived him as “conceited, entitled and spoiled”—a notion this video is not serving to to dismantle.
“‘You’ve got all these items that they need, so they’re making an attempt to f**king throw their shade at you so you’ll be able to really feel s**tty about your self as a result of they’re jealous.’ I wanted to listen to that,” he continued. “I didn’t have anybody to inform me that. That is me now telling the youthful model of myself what I wanted to listen to then.”
Awwww, what a white boy bummer, Chet.
Severely, that is probably the most dude-bro model of opening up and being weak that I’ve ever seen. This man actually sat in entrance of a digital camera for rattling close to quarter-hour simply to primarily say, “I had it dangerous as a result of I’m wealthy and superior and there are individuals who solely suppose I’m wealthy.”
Like, OK, bruh, we get it, you didn’t have sufficient mates rising up. I imply, actually we already knew that as a result of true mates would have talked you out of doing this bizarre colonizer sh**:
Anyway, Chet went on to say decry how individuals “make up their minds” about him earlier than attending to know him.
“It was extraordinarily exhausting to interrupt down their partitions,” he shared. “So, I encountered a variety of disdain, a variety of animosity and negativity as a result of everyone was simply ready to hate my guts.”
Then, as a result of this man’s caucasity is boundless, he mainly admitted that all the pieces he was simply whining about was sh** he by no means really skilled firsthand.
“Individuals kinda did f**okay with me quite a bit rising up. It was by no means to my face,” he mentioned. “It was at all times behind my again within the types of gossip and s**t-talking.”
Bruh, is…is that this man simply speaking in regards to the regular-degular life?
“There’s a variety of benefits, however typically it may be fairly bizarre,” he continued. “I received to do a variety of cool s**t that lots of people don’t get the chance to do. I received to journey the world, keep in good lodges, fly on non-public planes, and I’m very blessed for that. I wouldn’t change my scenario.”
When your “woe is me” video appears like the sport present winner’s grand prize, however on your total life, sooner or later, you gotta know the video you’re filming won’t come off because the empathy-inducing confession you suppose it’s.
Some issues are simply higher labored out in remedy, bruh.
